I am in the woods running from a large animal. It gets closer and closer. I run as fast as I can to try to get away from it. As it gets closer I realize that it is a lizard. Not just any lizard, but my iguana. All he does is get closer and closer. He has a smile on his face. He talks and says,"Feed Me!" I run up and jump into a large puddle. I can't get out without him eating me. I hold my breath all I see is black.

I am walking down 55th street and I am eating an orange. I said to my self, " I wish I had 1 million dollars in my backpack right now." A genie magically appeared and said," Your wish is my command," and he filled my backpack. He looked like the genie of the lamp, but he was the genie of the orange peel.

I am about 21 years old and I am working as a window washer. I am getting tugged up the side of a very large building. My partners name is Ned, he has had a great amount of experience in the business. I am almost at the top and say, " Hoooo!" This is window washer language means stop. He pushed the little red button that rests on the ground. "Oh @#$@$!" I thought to myself. The platform began to tumble down the side of the building. I tried to grab onto a cord, but it was to late.

My cat is running down the hall and starts to talk to me. He says that my other cat Sabrina is bouncing on the trampoline that our family has. There is something else wierd about my cat. He is wearing slippers and is smoking a pipe. I go into the living room where the trampoline is, only to find that my cat Sabrina is wearing a bikini.


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