I had a dream and in my dream I was in China Town and I was feeling blue because I had just mugged and my house had just been looted. I thought I could cheer myself up if I bought some food. I opened my fortune cookie and it said " With clothes the new are the best; with friends the old are the best." It ironically came true and I just happened to win the lottery and I had clothes the new and friends the best.

In my dream I was playing hockey in Winnetka. My team was the Hinsdalean Hobos. We were the best team but we smelled REALLY REALLY bad. We won our last game 10000000000 to 1 because a real smelly, ugly hinsdalean with highlighted hair on top and normal hair on the bottom let a goal go straight through his legs. he was then forced to take a shower . Then he melted because of the soap.

I had a dream I was paint balling in Russia and my partner was a Russian Commie named John Gainy. We were fighting JOjo and Jojosh to very stupid punks. We shot them up very bad, so bad they had to go home on a stretcher then we formed a rebellion against the world and won and turned the world in to a communist nation.

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