Sleeping Beauty Continued

Scene One

Narrator: "You all know the story of sleeping beauty, right? The prince kisses her and she wakes up, but what are the chances of somebody getting woken up by a kiss? This is what really happened."

Town Crier: "Hear ye, hear ye, the king's announced whoever wakes up sleeping beauty will get 500 dollars."

(People run across stage almost knocking the town crier down. Town crier goes off.)
(Three Pigs enter stage.)

Pig 1: "I'm going to wake her up."

Pig 2: "There's no way you will not by the hair of my chiny chin chin."

Pig 3: "I'm going to wake her up, I'm the smartest. I made the brick house, didn't I?"

Pig 2: "No. I should wake her up plus I'm the smartest."

Pig 3: "I'm going to get my alarm clock. I'll show you who's the smartest."

Pig 1- Pig 2: "We'll show him who's the smartest." (They try to wake her up and fail.) "Oh well." (They walk off.)

Sleeping Beauty: "Mmmm, bacon..."

Mirror, mirror...

Onward in the Saga of Sleeping Beauty!