Amelia: "Cinderella its time to file my corns."
Cindy: "File your own corns."
Amelia: "Ill tell daddy."
Cindy: "Okay Okay!"
Kristy: "Cindy get in here and do my nails."
Cindy: "What color?"
Kristy : "Purple."
Cindy : "Doesn't match your face slushy green."
Kristy: "Daddy!
Dad: "What? I'm on line one with Murray discussing my movie rights."
Kristy : "She won't paint my nails."
Amelia: "She won't file my corns."
Dad : "You do her nails and file her corns and that's the end of it."
Kristy: "Get over here."
Amelia: "My feet!"
Kristy: "My nails! "
Amelia: "My feet!"
Kristy: "My nails!"
Amelia: "My feet!"
Kristy: "My nails!"
Cindy: "Both of you just chill."
Both: "DADDY."
Dad: "WHAT?"
(Cindy and Kristy are listening to the radio.)
Announcer: "This is be ninety-six disco age and we have a special guest ."
DJ : "Hello all you lovely ladies out in Beverly Hills. I have had a lovely time but I'll have an even better time tonight at the disco at 7:00 hope to see ya there."
Christi : "Sis get in here. There is gonna be a disco."
Amelia: "A disco! Oh my God."
Both : "What am I going wear?"
Kristy: "I have to call Jessy, Julie, Jennifer, Amber and Daisy, and all these other people!"
Amelia : "Oh my God. I can't go. I have a date with Johnny."
Kristy : "I'll have a good time without you Amelia."
(Kristy walks off the stage)
Amelia: "Get over here and do my hair!"
Cindy mutters: "What can I do with it?"
(Pause)
Kristy: "Bye! Bye! Cindy! I'm going to have a marvelous time at the disco while your here scrubbing the floor! And when I get back I want to see my face shinning in it."
(The sisters leave and Cindy starts to cry.)
Godfather: "What's wrong young Cindy?"
Cindy: "Who are you?"
Godfather: "I'm your fairy Godfather."
Cindy: "What do you want?"
Godfather: "Just tell me what's wrong."
Cindy: "My stepsisters are so mean to me!"
Godfather: "I know some people want me to get rid of them for ya."
Cindy: "NO! But a dress and some transportation would be nice."
Godfather: "That's what I'm here for. See that bum over there."
( The Godfather points his finger at the bum. And the bum transforms into the limo driver. And starts taking Cindy away.)
Cindy : "What about the dress?"
(The Godfather points his finger at Cindy she goes off stage and changes into her disco outfit.)
Limo driver: "What time she to be back Godfather?"
Godfather: "12:00 or else the deal is off."
Limo driver: "That's early."
Godfather: "I know. But that's the way it is."
(Cindy comes back in disco outfit)
Limo driver: "Get in the car."
(Pause and then a screech)
Limo driver: "We're here!"
Cindy: "I got the look. I got the hair. I got the dress. Lets disco!"
(Disco music is playing Cindy and Kristy are dancing. Pause. DJ jumps off of platform.)
Cindy and Kristy: "Who are you?"
(Directed at the other, not the DJ)
Cindy: "Who am I? Who are you?"
Kristy: "Only the richest girl in Beverly hills. And now I'm go to go get my DJ."
Cindy: "He looked at me first!"
Kristy: "No he did-"
(The DJ walks up to Cindy and Kristy.)
DJ: "There is expense equipment back there-"
(Directed to Cindy)
DJ: "Hello there. Would you like dance?"
Kristy: "Uhhhhhh!!!"
(Kristy leaves and they start to dance)
Announcer: "It's twelve o'clock. Do you know where your children are?"
Cindy: "I I I gotta go."
DJ: "Wait you gotta try the punch." ( Picks up the shoe.) "Looks like hers." (He smells the shoe.) "It's hers!"
Kristy: "Cindy make my dinner."
Cindy: "I don't have to."
Kristy: "Yes you do!" (Pulls Cindy's hair.)
Cindy: "No I don't! " (She gets dragged off stage)
Cindy: "You happy ?"
Kristy: "Yes I'm happy."
(They radio comes on Kristy starts to brush her hair and Cindy scrubs the floor)
DJ: "I've got something to say about last night. Well one of you young ladies dropped their shoe and we're coming around to find them so be ready."
Ding Dong.
(Kristy runs over to the door and opens it)
Shoe Bearer: "I need a funky fresh foot to fit this funky fresh shoe a huh boom sha ya."
Kristy: "Gimme the shoe!"
( It doesn't fit)
Kristy: "It must have shrunk!"
Cindy: "Can I try?" ( She grabs at the shoe.)
Cindy:"It fits."
Kristy: "I'm suing."
Narrator: "Cindy went out on a date with the DJ as promised and had a great time. Kristy on the other hand had a terrible time doing Cindy's chores. Amelia after her date ran off with John. The godfather became so famous that they named a movie after him. And the father went broke with his movie."
Cindy: "Get over here, and do my nails."
Narrator (Kristy): "Ughhhhhhh."