Brendan's Island story

"Yes commander! I understand."

As you heard my name is Mc Gowan. The attack light was glaring. I ran through the hull to the deck of the ship. I saw my plane. I got in and took off. Right before I started my attack run I heard a faint distress call. I maneuvered my plane to the area of the call. I was attacked! It was a trick! I ejected right away! I woke up on land.

The first thing I saw was a huge person. He had long black hair. He was the strongest man I have ever seen. He only had a pair of shorts on. His face was covered in zits.

He walked to me and said, "Ellohay." Fortunately I spoke his language. It was Pig Latin.

"Ellohay. Atwhay isay ouyays amenay?" I said.

"Emays amenay isa Oushlamgay. Atwhay isay ouyays amenay?"

"Emays amenay isay Endanbray," I said.

"Owhay idday ouyay etgay erehay?"

"Emays oatbay asway estroyedday yebay Ussinray eaponsway. Oday ouyay avehay anyay oodfay?"

"Ouyay illway ieday orfay athay! Ouyay avehay aidsay ouray iggestbay insultay!"

He grabbed me by my neck and pulled me down the path. "Ouyay ittlay orkday," I said to the man.

I shot him in the head. I walked along the beach and I saw a little shiny piece of metal. "A silencer!" I whispered.

I saw the silencer on the beach. I also saw other cargo from the ship. I saw a Mac 5, an Uzi and one of the deck guns still intact. I could see other cargo on the sea. It was coming.

But at the moment I needed a place to stay. I saw a cave. I took the weapons into the cave in case his friends come for a visit. I cut down a palm tree and made a fire. I picked up the body of the man and dragged it inside the cave. (So there was no evidence. The people on this Island might have a justice system themselves.)

His friends did decide to come and play. They saw me and screamed I pulled out the deck gun and blew them away. I decided that it was a better to walk at night but remember this place for the weapons. I walked down the beach looking for something to eat. I saw a huge cliff and walked over to it.

I got my first view of the island. It was beautiful! I saw a building with a monster's face. I also saw a building with a huge statue on the top of it. It looked like my cat: the huge fat thing I have to kick to sit down at the table for dinner. What is with these freaks? Some are cannibals, some worship my cat, or I think it's my cat. It's fat enough to be my cat. I mean the boy is huge. It's so fat it can't walk without the ground under it rumbling.

I saw a fire and decided to check it out. It was a man. He was on my ship. Or so I thought , "Hello!"

He said. " I have a life raft. Lets get out of here!"

We left. That was the end of my adventure.

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